Without a doubt, the most likely monster attack on Queen's campus will involve zombies.
In 2011, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) published preparedness procedures for zombie attacks, and in recent months zombies have been discussed on the floor of the House of Commons as well as by the Principal of Queen's University.
In the event of a zombie attack on campus, members of the Queen's community area advised to immediately make their way to the PPS trades shops at the Rideau Building.
Crude weapons to fend off the zombies can be fashioned at that location by utilizing assorted pipes, torches, drills, hammers, and circular saw blades.
Survivors will then make a stand against the zombie hordes at nearby Stirling Hall - chosen not only for its proximity to the Rideau Building, but also because of its circular architecture.
Because if the zombies can't corner you, they can't eat you.